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christmas shopping

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
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screen shopping

Shopping on the internet without the intention of purchasing items.

Term used for "window shopping" on the internet.
Person A: What ya doing?
Person B: I'm just screen shopping on eBay.
by Jenny J July 10, 2004
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wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.
Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.
by BRD October 10, 2004
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scooping the chili

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili
by el devil July 28, 2009
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Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?
by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010
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swapping jake

The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.
Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.
by Slyspark March 14, 2018
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Shopping Ting

a nickname for Leicester City attacking midfielder James Maddison, in reference to the caption from his Instagram post on September 6th, 2020.
left-footed cross from Barnes into the box... and IT'S SHOPPING TING WITH A HEADER INTO THE TOP LEFT CORNER!!!!!

shopping ting with the ball in the attacking third... manufactures a lovely pass to Vardy and HE SENDS IT INTO THE NET!!!!! 3-0
by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021
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