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The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.
Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?
by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018
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pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.
I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!
by Nick Estes April 9, 2006
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pooper snooper

SOMEONE WHO SNOOPS on you while poop
"YO DONT POOPER SNOOPER ON ME"-joe
Sorry, your poop is so attractive"-bob
by ryan and joe January 16, 2010
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Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance
Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!
by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011
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Swooped

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.
Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016
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shooper

one who poops in the shower for positive reactions from those around them
Matt, brother of Andy and Robert, is the first shooper to hit the streets.

Today after Gym, Matt expressed his true shooper ways
by DAVEOHN August 18, 2006
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scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.
My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.
by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009
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