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jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.
" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "
by John GIllen April 23, 2009
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Swanting

Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.
Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting
by MagneticMan November 8, 2011
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Santoni

A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.
Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni
by Santoni720 June 6, 2014
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Garry Stanton

The Most Beautiful Person, Inside And Out. So Lucky To Have You As My Boy, You Make Everything So Complete And Effortless. Without You Ide Be Nothing. Ide Be Lost Without You.
You Dont Understand How Special You Are And How Much You Mean To Me, Your My World, My Everything And Beyond.
Promise Me Youll Never Leave Me? Cause I Aint Going Nowhere.
I Love You With Every Part Of My Body!
F O R E V E R ?
Garry Stanton, They Say Nothing Lasts Forever, So I Guess Your My Nothing
by Princess Finona November 1, 2012
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Karissa Stanton

A drop dead gorgeous girl. She is a blessing to those around her and should be treasured. Her presence alone should be valued greatly. If you see a Karissa Stanton you should treat them like a queen.

She is a fashion goddess, can draw well and is obsessed with anime. She is also into BTS and simps over a man named Jin. But despite this, I am very lucky to know a Karissa Stanton.

Her cute blonde bangs compliment her bold brown eyes and she is just g. o. r. g. e. o. u. s. Her smile alone can give anyone butterflies. She needs a man who is tall so if you are below 6’ keep scrolling you whore and eat some veg.

She loves herself, but not enough, so if you know a Karissa Stanton, make sure you spoil her with compliments and tell them how beautiful they are. They are kind and caring and will most likely return the gesture. We love Karissa Stanton.

Overall, a kpop and anime obsessed cutie!
Call me Karissa Stanton because I am a hottie
by KarissasNumber1Simp November 3, 2020
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The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.
Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!
by Zeviand April 2, 2008
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Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.
The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.
by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005
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