Mia santos

a kind person who is very artistic,plays the clarinet,and will always make you laugh.

my name is kean and im dating mia santos

by not kean May 18, 2023

Rick Santorum

A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.

If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.

by politiTRUTH January 25, 2012

santos

the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.

Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?

by ffrloverer July 22, 2009

santorum

1. A closet case who will help keep theocracy in power in the USA and spread the crusade worldwide.

2. A mixture of feces, KY and pretty boy closet case huckster drool.

There are two theocracies left in the world: Iran and the USA. Christofascists unite! Homo sex is abomination in bible -- immediately before the next "abomination," touching the skin of a dead pig. Down with fags and down with the Superbowl! Vote Santorum!

by Fascistophobe March 19, 2005

Santosh

The inbetween of depressing and funny.

Justin's love for Adidas pants is quite santosh isn't it?

by Crustyjusty December 25, 2017

santorum salad

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

santorum

Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage for the "frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter resulting from anal intercourse."

It's a wonder that Rick Santorum hasn't sued Dan Savage for making up the term "santorum" - but he probably doesn't want the kind of publicity that would result.

by Skip Mendler January 27, 2006