Susan

Susan is the most passionate person you will ever meet. Her passion and love is not for people or animals. It is solely and exclusively a love for the Florida State Seminoles. She would sacrifice her youngest niece to help the Seminoles win on game day. When she prays, she secretly prays to her God Bobby Bowden. You will find a shrine in Susan's bedroom of all the greatest FSU players including Neon Deion Sanders, Warrick Dunn, Sebastian Janikoswki, Charlie Ward, Jameis Winston, Lee Corso and even Burt Reynolds. Her favorite colors are garnet and gold. She works out by doing no less than 2 hours of tomahawk chops daily. She will unfriend you on Facebook if you root for the Gators. When she dies, her tombstone will read "Gator Hater". Make no mistake, Susan is in love with FSU.
Susan is the #1 fan of the Florida State Seminoles.
by Memorable DJ December 20, 2016
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Susan

A girl who has an inny belly button that goes so in that it comes out the other side again.
"Aww shit man I lost my dick in Susan's belly button!"

"You think that's bad? I lost myself in there, I've been here for three days..."
by Penetrating Penguins February 06, 2017
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Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
Remember that time
You picked up a black eyed Susan.... oh wait what you didn’t....
by AdvocateAmore May 27, 2020
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susan

susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan
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Susan is a very very pretty, kind, and loving girl! She is a great bestfriend and if you have a bestfriend named Susan, you are super lucky! She will always stick by your side no matter what! but watch out, when she gets upset, she is UPSET!! but in the end she is an amazing person!
you: I met a someone today, named susan
someone else: omg lucky!
you: haha thanks
by hi lmao December 18, 2016
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susaned

to completely destroy anything with wheels such as a wheelbarrow, 4 wheeler, lawnmower, car, truck or jeep, etc
what happened to that car it looks like someone susaned it!
by southernbellefrmhell June 23, 2011
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sexiest bitch alive great personality great body awesomest friend and girlfriend ever any man is lucky to take her on a ride but emphasize bitch do not piss her off because she will beat the shit out of you
Guy:i was at susans house last night
Guy's friend: what yo u guys do
Guy:what shit was so tight i made her scream all night
by person who dont give a shit February 13, 2013
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