Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!
by AdvocateAmore May 27, 2020
Get the Susan mug.susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.
her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.
be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.
susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.
susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.
be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.
susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.
susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
by VIOLETS ARE PURPLE NOT BLUE! April 13, 2013
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Guy:i was at susans house last night
Guy's friend: what yo u guys do
Guy:what shit was so tight i made her scream all night
Guy's friend: what yo u guys do
Guy:what shit was so tight i made her scream all night
by person who dont give a shit February 13, 2013
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"God, I know. Myat is the worst. A total Susan."
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