wet surface

An area that recently had a squappy thrown at it.

I almost fell on that wet surface, damn that squappy!

by CentralAveBabies October 27, 2021

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 2, 2014

surface energy

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

Surfaceable

The quality of being easily surfaced or brought to the foreground.

Our company uses shared technical interfaces to make projects surfaceable across the organisation, making it easier for people to find information about projects outside their immediate team.

by simsmith November 25, 2019