semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy

1. A semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy is a type of non-human system or institution that has so many purposes and performs so many different functions that it cannot fit into any of the conventional designations typically assigned to any such entities.

Even though "Just Add Tits" started out as a typical marketing/advertising agency, its unprecedented expansion into a dizzying variety of areas -- Wetland management, Electronic taxidermy, Space exploration, Tax preparation, Biological warfare, Retail petroleum services, Orthadontics, Olfactory cryogenics, and the new KKK (a support group providing activities for morons who have tons of free time since Just Add Tits eliminated racism earlier this century) -- required the word semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy be invented to describe its scope and breadth.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2013

Semigeniusishmess

(Noun: semi-gen-ius-ish-mess)

Origin: Maine, USA
Definition: You're not a genius, you're just a mess.

You shouldn't apply for that freelance gig after a couple glasses of wine. Tomorrow you'll realize that you weren't actually quirky and smart,... just kinda semigeniusishmess.

by TheHardcoreFreelancer May 21, 2016

smiggling tingers

the act of linking tingers (long toes) with another person and/or animal - kinda like holding hands but with toes , tastes sensational.

man last night in bed mohammed tried smiggling tingers, i felt him link our toes under the covers. it was nice. 10/10 would sminger again, adds spice to the relationship.

by abi touchad the spaget February 20, 2018

smiggled

To be SMACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND

Johnny smoked 4 blunts to the face and was SMIGGLED out of his mind.

by joshyaubert May 30, 2018

Smigum

A small, docile creature, some experts believe is the product of mew, chicken little and baby yoda dna being spliced in a laboratory. Although a smigum is rarely seen in the wild it can be sometimes be found making burritos, playing switch, working on calculus or just being little. Scientists are still baffled by how the face of a smigum is a perfect circle that’s just so cute you could just die.

Oh look it’s Smigum! Hurry and pinch her cute little cheeks.

by The Witcher 937 January 28, 2020

smiglys

its a disease my friend came up with its a condition were u smile to much because of a person named miguel making the word smigleys using smile and miguel

Jamie:i got a smiling problem

Savannah: yeah u do because of miguel imma call it smiglys

by Jamie McLain October 27, 2019

shmigson

Originated in Cowley Road by Aaron, Majeed and Carl. Can be used as a term for enderment or scorn. Can also be used as a name e.g "Shmig"

"Hello Shmigson"
"Hello Shmig"

by Shmignolious September 29, 2020