Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

sumiaya

She’s made of light. You’re convinced she’s an angel but every time you try to catch a glimpse of her wings, you see scars the world left behind. Scars reminding you that the most beautiful people have felt the deepest pain. But despite everything she hasn’t forgotten how to fly. She continues to grow and find herself: a piece of heaven on earth.

Damn Sumiaya’s a cutie 😍
I got to get her Baba’s number

by NBAYoungBoyneverbrokeagain November 23, 2021

French Sunday

Spending all day in bed, having sex, with your lover on a Sunday.

I had French Sunday yesterday, I spent all day, Sunday, in bed having sex with my girlfriend on Sunday.

by Marmutt July 3, 2012

As Sure As Sunday Morning

To be Extremely sure about something.

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

by eliminat0r October 28, 2010

three ways from sunday

A) To do something a number of ways to achieve the desired result.

Ex. I glued, screwed, and nailed that table leg back on. Its fastened three ways from sunday.

B) Numerous reasons that something can't be fixed.

Ex. That old tractor has a cracked block, a broken steering wheel, and the transmission is shot. Its fucked three ways from sunday.

In order to follow the laws of Canada citizens must lock their firearms up three ways from sunday.

by Ryan00101101 February 14, 2017

Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

Death-Fail Sunday

An alternative title for "Easter", that celebrates death-fail in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

"Dude, Jesus freaking pwned on Death-Fail Sunday!"

by ForeverOverthinking April 6, 2009