Sucking obama's dick

To pay taxes

Guy 1: yo man u gunna pay taxes homie? Guy 2: na homie g, I don't wanna be sucking obama's dick

by Easy e on ur mom66699 April 10, 2010

Suck my dick

A term used more by girls than boys.

Jennifer- "Stop talking shit, you can honestly suck my dick."
Jonny- "You have a dick?"

by SimpleGaming October 13, 2019

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

suck my dick pdsb

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

Suck Syan’s Dick Day

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.

Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020

suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013