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Stumble and Rumble

A stumble and rumble is an activity for gentlemen who engage in a game of Stumble Guys. The player who finishes in last place is required to watch the other guys whilst they view a porn video, strictly not being allowed to see the screen themselves. No self pleasuring is permitted at any time from any stumblers. The video must be stopped at the first sight of vaginal penetration.
We had a quiet one at the apartment last night, a few us played a quick stumble and rumble then went to bed.
by AppleStumble November 5, 2023
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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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A stumble

A group of drunk people walking
Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about
by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024
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Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)
Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014
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Stumble Biscuits

Pill that make you water artificial plants
Granny is watering the artificial plants again. Those are some good stumble Biscuits.
by Gurthang September 15, 2020
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The Stumble

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking
"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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