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student loan 

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.
"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."
student loan by RKive$85 December 2, 2022

student flipping 

A drug combination of ibuprofen and caffeine pills.
"Dude, I did so well on my last exam!"
"I told you student flipping is the only way to study!"

student-teacher relationship 

every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
i was involved in a student-teacher relationship

i keep giving my hoy asian teacher aoral exam

Student of the Month of the Year

The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.
Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.

Student ID

The worst picture of you that will ever exist. Like picture day But worse. If possible, take the picture wearing a funny outfit to distract others of the shame.
Billy: I got my Student ID picture taken.
Bob: How was it?
Billy: It sucked ass. I didn't find out until after the picture that I had a big zit on my nose.
Student ID by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

Student Government 

a body of students in high school designed to carry to the whims of the student body; in reality, a popularity contest it which the student body , out of popularity , elects idiots who do nothing but use SG as a show of popularity.
Joan: hey, who you elect
Bill: John
Joan: John is a high-class dumbass who cannot tell a plus from negative. he didn't even know about student government till last week. John gave a freakin' essay on how to make more money for school, and keep and bring back old programs, like SPORTS, for example.
Bill: but he 's popular.
Student Government by niceboi June 28, 2010