SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

Stretching Neck

An intense deep throat blow job.

Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

inadvertant snitching

snitching doing something indirectly that will result in your arrest

stealing a car with a tail-light out, or a bumper sticher that says "I LUV DRUGS"

by pAco April 15, 2004

Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 22, 2009

stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.

Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away

by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015