Stretchin ten

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.

Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.

by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010

stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

scritchers

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies

I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!

by defense26 September 19, 2009

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park

Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.

by RL&TL July 5, 2020

Stretch-o-vision

Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.

Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?

This show's in stretch-o-vision.

by Iced 40 February 21, 2009