stoned 

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

stoned by long bong silvers October 30, 2018

Stoned 

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned 

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned 

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

Stoned by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned 

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

Stoned by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

stoned 

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

stoned by Anonymous October 9, 2003

stoned 

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

stoned by Mush-beer July 25, 2003