stuffer

a person(usually a teenage+ gurl)who stuffs tissue into thier bra in a pathetic attemt to try to make them look like they remotely have any sort of boobs, which they DONT!!!!

She must have been so embarrased when she was revealed as a stuffer;All the tissue fell out when she did her round-off-back-handspring!!!!!!

by Starlight April 17, 2003

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

STOffed

To get cheated, decieved, or otherwise ripped off (mostly of money by shady market business). Was first coined as a derogatory term for the MMO Star Trek Online when that game's development house, Cryptic (publisher Atari), decided to change pricing/game time terms before the first 30 days (after release) had expired. Is also used to refer the PR nightmare when STO fans started changing the STO wiki website to include various derogatory things about STO and STO developers on Feb 28th, 2010.

-by Shabasquaia

We got STOffed!!!

lol get STOffed fanboi.

by iNemo March 2, 2010

Bra Stuffer

A girl who stuffs her bra with tissues faker then her. She does this to get guys she will never have.

Guy 1- Woah look at Beccas boobs
Guy 2- NO! They're fake. She's a bra stuffer.
Guy 3- ACHHOOOOOO!!!
Guy 2- (reaches in Becca's shirt and get tissue) here you go!!
Guy 1-Way to get me hard for nothing Becca!
Guy 3- Thanks but no thanks ,becca's black nipple touched this so no way. I'd rather lick the snot out of a dinosaurs butthole then use that tissue.
Guy 2- True dat brah. Lets go to pantry and get some condoms so we can fuck girl's with huge titties.
Guy 1- YAAAAY!
Becca- I'm gonna go sit in my bed and cry.

by Rafat October 12, 2011

spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Stofer

A person of high intelligence, extremely loyal to his girlfriend and very handsome. Generally Stofer’s tend to be from Germany, which means they are well hung. Stofer’s possess high work ethic, deep devotion to their girlfriends, and great at everything.

"I say, look at the Stofer man over there, he's got quite a beautiful Nicole on his arm".

by quizthesubs March 1, 2010