Stockholm

The city where every local run in the escalator, even if they're not in a hurry.

Tourist 1: Damn, did you see that girl running in the escalator?
Tourist 2: If you think that was escalator-running then you haven't been to Stockholm

by tuft_eat_what September 24, 2011

flynn timothy stocklin

baby of colleen ballinger and erik stocklin he is a one month old genius who can already roll over

hey have you seen colleen ballinger new baby?
no but i heard his name is flynn timothy stocklin

by annie lover January 10, 2019

John Stockton

1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts

1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?

by shouriman October 12, 2003

Stecko

Someone who blocks, rejects or holds back another person solely to be spiteful and for no other legitimate reason.

Did you get invited to Andrea's party this weekend?

No, Andrea is being a stecko and won't invite me. She knows I will be the center of attention and hates that.

by Jason100000 August 29, 2012

Stockhall

A commonly used phrase in Adelaide, South Australia to describe someone who has consumed too much alcohol within a short period of time, and is therefore acting in a manner that is unacceptable.

"He's gone & pulled a Stockhall. He threw up on a lady on the bus", "Oh no, he pulled a Stockhall", "Don't drink too much! You don't want to pull a Stockhall"

by @sedygildos November 16, 2015

Stocksbridge High School

This school if full of Imbred orphans.
You have the gays in one corner then the positive bitches
You have an angry bald man ranting how nothings good enough
You have Karl gubbins who took down stoxmemes cause teacher can not take joke
Then you have Mr ford
He's the Imbred of all
Dint let your daughter be in his class
He will make her play minecraft

Have you seen this Imbred school
You can tell they are from Stocksbridge High school

by Gayasfuckboi April 18, 2019

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.

Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’

by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023