This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
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"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
by adysmallheath October 3, 2011
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Get the Stockholmshelg mug.Most commonly seen in university/college residences. The act of eventually sleeping with someone, who was previously deemed subpar as a result of unfortunately close living/working arraignments and persistent efforts of seduction over time.
and/or A method of seduction in which one uses prolonged close living/working arrangements to their advantage to eventually convince an individual to sleep with them.
and/or A method of seduction in which one uses prolonged close living/working arrangements to their advantage to eventually convince an individual to sleep with them.
"Did you hear ___ and ___ hooked up?"
"I thought she hated him at the beginning of the year???"
"She did, he totally stockholmed her."
"I thought she hated him at the beginning of the year???"
"She did, he totally stockholmed her."
by stockholmed June 18, 2009
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"He's gone & pulled a Stockhall. He threw up on a lady on the bus", "Oh no, he pulled a Stockhall", "Don't drink too much! You don't want to pull a Stockhall"
by @sedygildos November 16, 2015
Get the Stockhall mug.A democrat who, through years and years of manipulation and abuse, will endorse anybody the Democratic National Committee tosses as the main ticket for the US election. Often claiming to be on the left, a stockholmcrat is not aware that the democratic party is conservative compared to global politics and has effectively tricked its base into thinking they have their progressive interests at heart. Derived from the condition named Stockholm syndrome, which is caused by a subconscious bond to an abusive and manipulative captor.
"Bernie Sanders could have secured more votes for the primary, if it wasn't for the DNC media fooling stockholmcrats into thinking that Joe Biden represented their interests"
by fuzzydunlop123 June 5, 2020
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(although Stockholm Syndrome is affection towards one's captors, I think this applies, though it isn't affection, just acceptance.)
(although Stockholm Syndrome is affection towards one's captors, I think this applies, though it isn't affection, just acceptance.)
Geez. We've been in this room so long, I just realized that I can't even smell that gross trash can anymore. I must have Stinkholm Syndrome.
by liarliarliar May 13, 2011
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