Fuck a stick

When someone is simply annoying you to the point where you want them to fuck a stick

“Luke, go fuck a stick!”

by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020

Fuck-that stick

A notional stick, presumably phallic-looking, with which one fucks things deemed disagreeable, stupid, or unpleasant.

"Let's go up to the hills and drop acid!" "Naw, fuck that with a fuck-that stick."

"Would you fuck that?" "Maybe with a fuck-that stick. Not with my DICK."

by Angst Boy July 23, 2007

Fuck-off Stick

The term for a heavy firearm which goes "GRRAAA!!!". Its used by Australian rappers such as E#, Ay Huncho and Young6ix. Its called a Fuck-off Stick because it gives opps the message to "fuck off" when they pull up on their rivals who are armed with it.

"You'se better not think of comming over into these lands, I'm strapped with the Fuck-off Stick and I ain't afraid to empty it!"

"Oh sorry, my bad"

by TheSupaHotDefinitioner January 10, 2025

Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

Fuck Shit Up Stick

The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".

Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick

by LMHSblowsmacock June 10, 2010