bolivian steamboat

the enraged act of shitting in someones pool, spa, or water feature.....if properly achieved the shit should float across the surface, giving off a plume of steam that packs an harrasing odur

the pensioner collapsed to his knees twitching, while having flashbacks to vietnam, for even the war had not prepared him for what awaited him in his beloved fish pond....he looked into the eye of the beast, it stared back..plumes of steam rising into the air....he would never know who did the deed....all he knew was someone had the first attack of many to come.....the dreaded bolivian steamboat....no fish scoop would ever take down this deamon

by the devious T August 4, 2006

Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

by st_augustine May 29, 2010

British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.

Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!

by MattyGsteen May 19, 2016

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

Mississippi Steamboat

When a man is about to ejaculate on his partner's face, and ends up creaming up their nose.

Andy! Oh my god! Breathe! I accidentally gave you a Mississippi Steamboat!

by Keenan15 April 11, 2010

Mississippi Steamboat

When you are titty-fucking your sister and right after you blow your load, you use one hand to hold her tits together while you rock backward and rip a huge fart through her cum-covered tits, making the sound of a steamboat horn and spraying her face like she were riding on a steamboat in heavy surf.

She's still mad at me for giving her the ol Mississippi Steamboat last night...

by Missy Steambizzle May 28, 2016

Ricky Steamboat

Ricky Steamboat means you mad as shit dick head

you Ricky Steamboat what you mad for dick head

by You Mad dickhead March 29, 2017