Steak and Ice Cream 

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

Steak and Ice Cream by captain of lust January 2, 2009

Steak Sauce 

In other words: A1. First-class, excellent.

Dude! That new sled is steak sauce!

Steak Sauce by Mytraxx April 18, 2006

steak and a blow job day 

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

steak and a blow job day by carpediem December 14, 2008

steak sauce 

word used to explain something that is legendary or awesome

dude, that tie is steak sauce!

steak sauce by jatz70 January 12, 2011

Steak Itch 

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.

Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”

Steak Itch by Frankyspeaks February 9, 2022

Steak slap

When someone disses your mom at dinner and the only course of action is to pick up your steak and slap them across their face, thus squirting steak juices all over.

At a company picnic someone calls your momma fat. you steak slap their faces with the steak fresh off the grill, then yell "your face gets steak slapped"

Steak slap by Willa the thrilla February 16, 2009

Steak and Cheese 

When a man takes a dump on a woman's cleavage and then cums on it.

Hey babey want a streak and cheese for the road?

Steak and Cheese by John Farrell April 4, 2004