False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.

I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

how to start a cult

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god

“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”

by Man is man November 12, 2020

rip start

(Usually performed on men) A rip start is the act of having anal bead shoved up your ass and being jerked off and at the moment that you cum the anal beads are fiercely ripped out inducing a fatty man orgasm like a whale.

Man 1: I heard Johnny got a Rip Start from a slutty Thai prostitute.
Man 2: Shit man! Johnny is one hoe ass nigga.

by RealestNiggaGanjaLover69 April 10, 2017

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010

Jump Start

Verb

While engaged in coitus with a significant other

The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.

See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:

the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra

Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"

(A cattle prod)

Or "The Old-School Jump Start"

(A car battery)

"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".

"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"

by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017

Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

The one truth in this world

“Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing”
-Sam Onella Academy

by Lluma July 7, 2021