Goes by the name of Chris, frequents staring at girls from bus windows. Thinks everyone likes him, even the guys
by The Writers May 19, 2004
a person who follows you around knowing that you don't want them there. Also leaves notes on your car and drops by your house uninvited.
by Billy Joe June 26, 2004
by fil April 03, 2005
Stalker; Birchy.
one who hides in toasters, bushes, ur garden, random objects and likes to cut ur hair whilst u sleep and make a belt. he has a monobrow and pats it whilst saying his name over and over again in the bushes while he breathes heavily when he sees you, but u dont see him. also seen wearing an indian head dress or as a cat. he wants u to be his bride. if u happen to see him, he will reply with "oh shit they saw me"
one who hides in toasters, bushes, ur garden, random objects and likes to cut ur hair whilst u sleep and make a belt. he has a monobrow and pats it whilst saying his name over and over again in the bushes while he breathes heavily when he sees you, but u dont see him. also seen wearing an indian head dress or as a cat. he wants u to be his bride. if u happen to see him, he will reply with "oh shit they saw me"
birchy-"hehhhh... birchy, be my bride, all for the birchmeister, ur hair will make a great belt"
girl-"omg birchy! get out of my toaster! and omg wheres my hair gone and why am i wearing a wedding dress made from leaves and mono hair?"
girl-"omg birchy! get out of my toaster! and omg wheres my hair gone and why am i wearing a wedding dress made from leaves and mono hair?"
by cky666 August 05, 2005
Dear stalker; what makes ME so special anyway? Maybe you are just delusional. I really don't have anything to give to you.
by Abraham's Adversary February 28, 2018
1. Somebody who follows you everywhere, whether it be looking inside your house or going to places you are at currently.
2. A person online who is obsessed with you and browses your account, commonly spams you with texts.
2. A person online who is obsessed with you and browses your account, commonly spams you with texts.
''Leave me alone, you stalker!'' the girl shouted at the anonymous figure in the alley way.
''Stop texting me.'' Andy responded to the online message he had received, only to get another one. ''You're a stalker, you know that?'' he typed irritably, finally placing down his phone face flat onto the desk.
''Stop texting me.'' Andy responded to the online message he had received, only to get another one. ''You're a stalker, you know that?'' he typed irritably, finally placing down his phone face flat onto the desk.
by Hello Kitty Fack January 19, 2017
by the "JR" June 11, 2008