staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Am Staff

An abbreviation for the American Staffordshire Terrier, one of the dog breeds that are considered to be pitbulls. The name pitbull is viewed as being quite derogatory towards the breed as it causes people to presume that all of them are aggressive towards people and other animals, which is often not the case because their temperament is determined more by who trained them more than what breed of dog they are. So generally, it is better to call them by the breed’s name, because it is not as discriminatory.

Kenneth: I see an Am Staff over there.
Luna: A what?
Kenneth: An Am Staff. Its less offensive way of saying pitbull.

by Vanguard 1998 December 14, 2021

curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.

I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

JuiceCraft Staff

The useless people that work on JuiceCraft

Lemomeme fruit: when's JC releasing
JuiceCraft staff: JC is really fun

by nightthemoonDiedOfLigma November 28, 2020

lah staff

a blunt so big, it looks like a staff

that blunt looks like a fuckin walking staff. Fuck! Lemme take a puff of that lah staff.

by jumbleia October 9, 2008

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.

Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.

by GaryE January 13, 2008