Squishy 

A Tiny JellyFish

I Shall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be My Squishy

Squishy by Squishyr32 January 6, 2023

Squishy 

A giant fucking SM64 EX-COOP nerd.

"Squishy's Server has a script error."

Squishy by Viri_Kit October 2, 2023

Squishy 

The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.

John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).

Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.

Squishy by benitomosquito December 2, 2023

squishy 

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

squishy by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

squishy 

A woman's vulva (another vulgar slang term like pussy or cunt).

Here I am peeing in the toilet! See it coming out of my squishy?

squishy by luvsex69 May 26, 2025

Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

squishy weasel 

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

squishy weasel by ozzydog July 2, 2008