Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023

Squib

A squib is a pill that is activated by mountain dew and deactivated by code red mountain dew. When activated it will tell you what to do to be more chill
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.

"Yo, my squib made me almost kill everyone."

by Rich The Bi Queen March 6, 2019

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

Squibs

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)

Dad: hey squibs can you get the washing out the dryer
me: *gets washing out the dryer*

by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019

Squib

Pheonix C

Pheonix C Is A Squib

by T_Turtle8 October 13, 2022

damp squib

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

by big match terry May 17, 2025