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Squib

squib is all. squib is nothing
by Squid Ink Cookie February 13, 2022
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Squib

@squibzee on pinterest is your new best friend. go follow him
Girl: Yo! SQUIB!

Squib/Evan: My real name is Evan, dumbass!
by squibzee January 1, 2024
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squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?
by Sig63 April 8, 2020
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Squibs

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)
Dad: hey squibs can you get the washing out the dryer
me: *gets washing out the dryer*
by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019
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squib

An insult to somebody to indicate that they are fake or stupid following a swear ford such as: Fucking, Bloody, Mother Fucking ect. Also linked to the term for a sentence to show sarcasm or show something they have said is fake.
Boy1: Jeff im Gay
Boy2: No Barry, your a fucking Squib
by Zack Webb November 24, 2016
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Squib

A squib is a pill that is activated by mountain dew and deactivated by code red mountain dew. When activated it will tell you what to do to be more chill
They make you go crazy. It made me set a fire.
"Yo, my squib made me almost kill everyone."
by Rich The Bi Queen March 6, 2019
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squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.
"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*
by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023
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