squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS

yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib

by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023

Squib

noun
/squib/
Slang for blunt.

“Yo, bro, pass that squib! I’m tryna get HIGH AF tonight!”

by Dr. Kenneth Faulk May 29, 2018

Damp Squib

Underwhelming

1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.

by Baby07xx May 7, 2019

Squib

a different name for a cookie in Cookie Run called Squid Ink Cookie

Guy 1: Hey, I really like squib
Guy 2: Who is squib?
Guy 1: Its a name for Squid Ink Cookie

by dontgivemeattention January 21, 2023

Squibs

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)

Dad: hey squibs can you get the washing out the dryer
me: *gets washing out the dryer*

by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019

Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023

damp squib

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

by big match terry May 17, 2025