spykids dot gif

When someone already wearing 2 types of glasses to help their bad eyes pulls out a magnifying glass to look at something. Like the character Juni in Spykids

Man my uncle was r looking at his computer so he put on his computer glasses over his regular glasses so he could read the words already at 200% on 4K 27” monitor. That was some Spykids dot gif kinda shit I swear

by anonymous December 22, 2022

Spiked Horchata Ice Luge

It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.

A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.

I can’t get enough of that spiked horchata ice luge on my pregnant girlfriend.

by FFislyfe \m/ August 27, 2023

Spyke

The sexiest and probably only anthropomorphic sea urchin besides Murch from the Splatoon series.

"for fucks sake i love Spyke"
"cool ig"

by dokinchannel October 10, 2023

rail-spiked

What happens to you when you get caught wearing someone elses lost jacket at work.

I was headed over to Terminal C for some crepes, when suddenly I got rail-spiked into the ground.

by FujativeOCR December 30, 2019

Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls

Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

buddy spiked

When someone or someones you don't want to accompany you on a trip stow away and come with you.
Initially from the Disney Pixar film 'The Incredibles'

I really didn't want to go to the party with 'X' but they turned up at exactly the same time as me and latched on. I've been buddy spiked

by The Church of the Ageing Goth October 27, 2023

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021