Super Socker

To cum inside a sock.

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Wisconsin Shocker

A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.

by GayBoyJeremy October 21, 2019

Iron Range Shocker

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.

I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011

Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

shocker

Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.

The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.

by The REAL Devil December 28, 2005

donny shocker

origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.

how to give her a 'donny shocker'

basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:

"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved

when seeing a chav girl say to mate "bet she's 'ad a donny shocker"

by uchiha madara May 28, 2009

the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

by Thick Pants October 21, 2010