Spoon 

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

Spoon by sonneblom July 16, 2006

Spoon 

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

Spoon by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 17, 2004

Spoon 

1) Eating implement.

2) Awesome indie band that are usually just heard in the back round of a movie or randomly on the radio. They use sounds that I previously thought impossible to make with the objects on Earth. They kinda rock and are really talented!

1)You use on to eat with

2) I <3 spoon

Spoon by amusedmuser1 May 19, 2009

Spoon 

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

Spoon by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

spoon 

back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

spoon by teevee June 9, 2003

spoon 

An imaginary object that only come from the mind

"There is no spoon Neo"

spoon by um...Me June 7, 2004

spoon 

refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon

Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?

spoon by frank rizzo January 26, 2004