splooge

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.

I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

splooge

another word for male of female ejaculations.

When i fingered my girlfriend, splooge got all over my fingers. And then she handied me and splooge came out of my dick.

by bobby guy December 15, 2006

splooge

pronunciation: s-puh-luge

noun - the leftover liquid found at the bottom of beer cans, bottles, drink cups and glasses (alcoholic beverages only).

alternative meaning - (noun) the contents of the liquid emitted from sex that makes up the contents of the "wet spot".

Word Origin - Petey's Basement, Edmonton, AB - 2006

"Here's an empty Tim Horton's cup. Throw the splooge in there from all of the empties."

"Don't drink from the splooge cup, even if there are no butts in it."

by Johnny Chronix July 7, 2009

splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

splooge

The gelatinous substance found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida

by Daniel The Wise September 25, 2006

splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

by your mom April 18, 2005

the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016