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hydration station

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat
Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"
by I Know Everything Son! August 6, 2016
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Gas Station Tweaker

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."
Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"
by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022
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Police Station Sketchy

Something bad that you are about to do that is equivalent to smoking weed in the bathroom of a police station.
Person 1: Hey dude you want to hang out tonight?

Person 2: Nah dude you're police station sketchy.
by Quicksliver October 17, 2008
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calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.
"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.
We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.
by puppy31 November 11, 2017
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Masturbation Station

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.
The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!
by D-Smoov December 9, 2008
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Farmwell Station Middle School

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.
Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."
by richasskid April 27, 2020
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