Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.

"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "

by Old_Balls December 1, 2019

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Sparkie

Lighter

Set a me a sparkie quick

by heyfrogmanmayigripacig December 26, 2019

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Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

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Dancing all-out, crazy, like you never danced before. One moment, you may be sitting quietly, unassumingly... The next, you’re all-out on the dance floor showcasing moves no one knew you were capable of.

At the wedding last night Grandma was dancing with sparky! She kept dancing until the first rays of the sun came up!

by Kristenp February 16, 2020

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The Sparky

The Sparky:

Is a sex move that is a cousin of the great ATM (Ass-To-Mouth). To perform a sparky, once must start with the sex move ATM (banking a girl in the ass then getting her to suck you off), now here is when the Sparky comes in. While she is sucking you off you must rip the biggest fart of your life.

Wow, I can't believe you were texting me while you were doing "The Sparky" to her last night !

by Thee AFL March 14, 2011

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