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the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.
As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!
by Stu Cherbourg July 7, 2017
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The feeling or state of pure sadness. To be but not feel. Usually felt in an office environment. In some regions spangle is know as a spiritual place where if one goes they can never return and have to live in eternal pain and sadness. The Deity of spangle is know as Spanglejuice Don´t say his name more than three times... for further reference refer to Bob Sagget stand up material of the late 1990´s.
hey ted how you doing?
You know just in spangle life is hard.

Spanglejuice ruled over spangle he never said much but his presence was felt through out all of spangle.
by Tad Jansen August 15, 2018
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When you and your mates are talking absolute bollocks without realising it, and then it hits you what utter shite you were chatting
Linda: Greg what the fuck are we on about
Greg: Well Linda, it appears we're trapped in the spangle...
by KingOfTheSpangle June 4, 2018
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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by Freestanding dishwasher July 27, 2020
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“Spangle me daddy, aye aye ayeee
by Mena Metias October 23, 2020
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by SocioKat November 3, 2020
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