Hey Josh I would like to purchase one red whippin shittys mobile for 1.5 soy boi's, Take it or leave it bitch.
by lippy282 August 04, 2018
by Soy Man Fan October 11, 2019
A condition resulting in testicles that produce eostrogen which results in overly feminine attributes and sexual confusion
by Alex O’Khage July 07, 2020
A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails.
References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.
References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.
The picture would have been perfect if Mike hadn't been making the soy face.
Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.
Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?
Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.
Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?
by BrunchEatingAsshole December 15, 2020
Fake ass leather also known as vegan friendly. What a Jersey bitch buys at the flea market thinkin' shes got herself a real designer piece.
That bitch went out and spent all her rent money on an oversized SOY SNAKE Fendi bag. Now she's getting' evicted. Dumb chicken head.
by Sea squirrel August 02, 2011
by PastaBandit200 July 25, 2019
Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.
In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.
Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.
Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.
In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.
Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.
Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.
At the dinner table: Honey, can you please pass the Soy Jizzum?
At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.
At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?
At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum
At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.
At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?
At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum
by BeeJazzee April 30, 2010