Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.

"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".

by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016

Solution Six

defined as the remedy for many of today's social ills, including over abunance of minorities. Often used in conjuction with alchoholism and fornication.

The Halo 2 player utilized Solution Six to combat his depression and irrational hatred for Blacks.

by Lord Commodore January 23, 2005

Network Solutions

A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.

When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

infinite solutions

A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.

John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!

Peter: Yea! It really works!

by Mark Eriksson August 1, 2008

the solution

similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)

Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.

Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.

by The Big Deal of J.S. Hayesings May 1, 2011

solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.

As a solutionizer, Lee was always able to find a solution to the problem.

by Lee Salzmann April 29, 2008

Final Solution

A final solution is where you shoot her in the face and then gas her. The guy shoots his load, then farts in her face. A tasteless reference to the German Final Solution to the "Jewish Problem".

I gave my first Jew a final solution and sent her packing.

by uncensored German September 20, 2010