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Gateway SOG

An activity that is related to what you should be studying, but opens the door dangerously to full blown SOG activities.
What we should be learning this hour:
- Fumdamentals of aerodynamics

"Ooh Smarter Everyday uploaded a video explaining laminar flow, that's exactly what I need right now"

"Know what you're getting into, sounds like a classical gateway SOG. Youtube recommendations have a way of sucking you in"

What we actually learned this hour:
- There is this parody nobel prize, the IG nobel prize
- It is awesome
- The wheel has been patented in 2001
- France tested atomic bombs on the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima
- Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monet
- The therapeutic benefits of playing Didgeridoo
- Cats are both a solid and a liquid
- How to add new definitions to Urban Dictionary
by KampfSchnebenundflertzig January 27, 2019
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Sog-on

When a ladies vagina is dripping heavily, often due to anticipation of thicc dick.
Bro, my girl was right down for me last night. She had a right sog-on
by dankleberry69 February 8, 2019
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sogged

Sogged, adjective: too tired (and possibly drunk) to do anything other than to sit and drink.
After a long week of work, I'm too sogged to go to the balloon glow.
by Notanaughtyboy September 14, 2018
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Sog dog

Also known as “Sog and Dog” - Soggy, wet
“After a hard workout my socks are always sog and dog.”

“If you pack a sandwich with tomatos get ready for a sog dog sandwich.”

“I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is completely sog dogged”.
by CanJJ September 29, 2018
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Sog

A YouTuber named Max Cross way on saying the word Song. Sog is a dumb way of saying the word song.
Max: Hey what sog are you listening to?
Me: Huh?
Max: I meant song...
Me: Oh...
by JackInTheBox2001 October 6, 2018
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Sog

You after being the cookie in the middle.
"Exon...Why are you sog?"
by CAMTHEHERO December 24, 2023
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Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".
Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight
by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023
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