Soap 

you better not drop it

Person: 'drops the soap'

Big buff guy: 'puts it in'

Person: Yeoooowch!

Soap by Urban dictionary user23 January 13, 2024

Soap 

Sexy old age Pensioner

Look at the soap over there, she’s gotta b pushing 70

Soap by Fordy1 May 9, 2024

soap 

something (most) indians dont use

Use some soap

soap by chingbing August 19, 2025

SOAP? 

The best way of showing your confusion is asking someone this very simple question. Coined by a youtube poop

Fred: So I was looking at her nipples and then I did this thing with the blah blah blah....
Billy: SOAP?

SOAP? by HUMBAR January 19, 2010

soap diaper 

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.

After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.

soap diaper by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022

soap and poke 

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013

Soap Opera Poop 

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.

Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!

Soap Opera Poop by SlyBerryBabe April 27, 2012