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I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted
OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED
by Dz3002 August 15, 2016
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Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.
That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.
by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008
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snorfer

a person who farts in the bathtub and attempts to bite the bubble as it rises to the surface.
"She might not have hit her head on the faucet if she was'nt in there being a little snorfer."
by Scrap April 15, 2006
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bj snooter

while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose
"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."
by YosefStalin October 16, 2009
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snorted out

to be very high on a substance that is snorted
"I'm smoked out snorted out Drunken and im blown" DJ paul
If you dont know three 6 you dont need to know what this means...
by dirtydbommb January 5, 2007
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Snooter

British slang

v. to harass verbally, particularly with demands
n. one who snooters
"Those who know Bertram best are aware that in his journey through life he is impeded and generally snootered by about as scaly a platoon of aunts as ever was assembled ..."

P.G. Wodehouse
by Jive Dadson July 31, 2011
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Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.
Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020
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