Snookied

When a girl is punched in the face by a guy

Man! That girl got snookied!!

by Dave face December 23, 2009

Snooki

Dirty pussy from any person giving u any disease or diseases

person1: Damn son i got some snooki last night now my dick is about to fall off

Person2: that snooki can kill u better get it checked out

by jackmann June 17, 2010

snooki

to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk

man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar!

by rlbmut. June 19, 2010

Snooki

A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.

Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?!

Hey! Don't track that Snooki all through the house!

Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.

by MHhockey12345 January 11, 2012

snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

snookie

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 22, 2010

snooki

A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.

Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.

by Raw Entice March 01, 2012