smelling shit grin

Its when someone tells u something u don't find funny or don't understand, u have this grin that looks like someone made u smell shit

I told my cousin Brittany a grotesque joke and she gave me a smelling shit grin

by insulator42 December 17, 2010

Shelling

Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.

Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”

by pornzi May 6, 2020

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

spelling

The complete and utter lost cause of posting an entry to this site. I always try to appear compus-mentus when adding an entry. By the time it appeares here, I'm an illeriterate window-licker.

Uhhh, entry. Cannot enter entry correctly due to lack of education, qualifiactions, typing skills. Make contributor look like dick-splash, uhh!!! Cannot spell.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Tori Spelling

American actress most "famous" for her role in Beverly Hills, 90210, which she only got because her father is an extremely powerful television producer. She does not appear in any roles anymore and does nothing of significance, however she still manages to stay in the tabloids because of the influence her father had. The magazines comment on her attractiveness, yet it is somewhat of a paradox because no real person actually thinks that.

"Have you ever heard of Tori Spelling?"
"Yeah, she's pretty ugly. What's she famous for again?"
"I don't know. I guess she's famous... for being famous... I guess..."

by John P. Cougar June 10, 2008

Sneeling

When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.

"Why was Seth late for practice?"

"Dude, he was sneeling again!"

"Oh, that galling fetus..."

by Squash chief7 November 9, 2014

selling candy

Sweet talking a potential conquest or relationship.

She was trying to get me to take her home, selling candy all in my ear.

by D-Boizz January 17, 2008