Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

Greasy Snake

A very a sneaky person. Often does irritating things to try to piss you off

Wow!! how the hell did clay get that goal in NHL 08!! He's such a Greasy Snake

by cplsniper March 15, 2010

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008

snakenfriends

Junk, male genitals.

hey girl would you like to get a room?
Yea I was thinking about snakenfriends all day.

by Pinball-wizard March 30, 2009

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

Wake Some Snakes

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Solid Snake

Solid Snake is a fiction hero from the Metal Gear series. During these games Solid Snake takes on task that no one else could have mastered. He is a an expert in infiltration and the greatest solider that has ever lived.
Solid Snake talks with a dark and calm voice given into the game by David Hayter.

His spirit and his fantastic look at the world makes him the perfect soldier. In short; his mind and body work in the perfect way which makes him THE hero of all time.

He is cloned from the greatest warrior that has ever lived, Big Boss. If you havent played the games i rekomand that you do...

Snake: There are no winning or loosing for a mercenairy, the only winners in war are the people
Woman: Thats right, and you fight for the people
Snake: I have never fought for anyone but myself...

...Snake: "Find something to fight for, then pass it on to the future"
Raiden: But what am I going to fight for?
Snake: "Thats your problem"
Raiden: But what do you fight for?
Snake "...A future"
Raiden: You think you can change the future!
Snake: "I am not as arrogant as that. Fin something to belive in, fight for it, then pass it into the future."

by Bendik Bjørnstad December 21, 2004