sandjob

An extremely painful handjob,
one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.

"Bitch gave me a sandjob. I'm gonna have painful showers for the next week and a half. Scabs. scabs.

by Flaming Falcon December 14, 2008

Snadwich

When you put two pieces of bread inside your rectum, and proceed to eject them onto your partner. Sometimes the bread is filled with fingermeat.

Miss Alicia gave me a knuckle snadwich the other night. MMMMMmmmmm good!

by The AMAZING Peuswah January 24, 2011

snadge

thick gooey substace that flies out of the nose when you sneeze.

Daughter : ATISHOO!!!!

Mother : Oh for goodness sake get a hankie, you're getting snadge all over the place

by Carol Maxwell January 28, 2008

snapjacking

The challenge of attempting to ejaculate within the 10 second window of a snapchat.

Before opening snapchat, he gathered all of his supplies in order to attempt a successful snapjacking session.

by z.x.c.v.b.n.m.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k. April 20, 2014

SNAD

Sensitive
Neutered
American
Dad

How to recognize a SNAD-
Cap on head. Usual colors are beige, muted green, blue, or terra cotta
Baby harnessed to chest.
Carrying all of the Mom's and kid's shit
Walking behind the mother
Children frequently punch, kick or mouth off to the SNAD, who takes it.
Delicate facial hair that's been trimmed and groomed
Looks asexual, but not feminine A SNAD is not a SNAG.
They always have a sort of worried look on their face.
Dickless

See the guy in women's clothing pushing the stroller and carrying a purse and diaper bag? Class 5 SNAD alert!

by Fotmasta April 19, 2007

Spadjoolicas

A word to depict total disbelief to a situation - Word was first brought to the world by the god like figure know as Bernmc.

Spadjoolicas, that was just insane!
Spadjoolicas, who would do such a crazy stunt.

by BraindG March 24, 2007

snadle

a type of soda from the 60's. now used to show that someone is having troubles

Bob is in a snadle today

by jimbobloopelstrok July 3, 2008