SNAD

SNAD- Suck Nuts And Die.

Jon told Billy to go SNAD.
Billy said "Whats SNAD"
Jon replies "Suck Nuts And Die"

by 0zymandias August 19, 2009

SNAD

Sunday Night Anxiety and Depression; like the "Sunday Scaries"

I have really bad SNAD after such a fun weekend and don't want to go back to work.

by Pork Chop and Mia November 03, 2020

SNAD

Suck'n a dick

Hey Jack, what are you up to today? "Some laundry, yard work, snad. U know."

by nproamr November 22, 2017

SNAD

Sensitive
Neutered
American
Dad

How to recognize a SNAD-
Cap on head. Usual colors are beige, muted green, blue, or terra cotta
Baby harnessed to chest.
Carrying all of the Mom's and kid's shit
Walking behind the mother
Children frequently punch, kick or mouth off to the SNAD, who takes it.
Delicate facial hair that's been trimmed and groomed
Looks asexual, but not feminine A SNAD is not a SNAG.
They always have a sort of worried look on their face.
Dickless

See the guy in women's clothing pushing the stroller and carrying a purse and diaper bag? Class 5 SNAD alert!

by Fotmasta April 12, 2007

Snad

The minecraft sand block but the colors are inverted

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the new block?
Guy 2: Na bro, what is it?
Guy 1: it's called snad, it's like the minecraft sand block but inverted.
Guy 2: bro
Guy 1: bro

by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime April 12, 2019

Snad

A male snake owner. Short for "snake dad."

Person 1: I need to date a hot, single snad.
Person 2: Don't put that on your tindr profile or guys will send you pics of their trouser snake.

by Snek Keeper April 17, 2018

Snad

SNAZZY FUCKIN DAD!!!

Becky:"holy shit it's a snad"
Regina:"what the hell is a snad"
Becky:"OMG I cant believe you dont know what that means....block me regina were over!NO MORE STARBUCKS FOR YOUU!!"

by My_♤is_gay July 08, 2020