Smupleplup

Greek word for big feet.

"You know what they say about people with smupleplup"

by Loominati666 October 15, 2014

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.

by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016

Smudlap

An endearing word used to describe children. Typically used by someone of low or questionable IQ.

That crazy old man keep calling those kids smudlap.

by Sjesus July 2, 2017

Smurd

On videogames, a smurd is a bad smurf.

- My team is so bad... I will go back to my main account in Master...
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.

by Jycounnet August 18, 2020

circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

by beavagecleavage November 15, 2010

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016