SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.

by stefan the boy wonder March 02, 2004

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

by Naraic72 January 18, 2011

smurf

UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.

Oh great, here come the Smurfs.

by wodnerduck October 02, 2004

smurfs

meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth

guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need

by domingo_girl August 15, 2011

smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 08, 2006

smurf

Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."

We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.

by GringoSuperStar June 03, 2003