smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by Tcock March 19, 2008

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003

smudge

Someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically

That dude is a smudge.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

cock smudge

1. A smudge of the cock.
2. Smudged Semen.
3. Any substances from the cock being smudged.
4.Smudged chicken dookie.

hilarie, semen-smear, chicken-dropplings.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

smudge

what I did to my girlfriend last night.

I smudged her all over, she loved it.

by brownsound September 22, 2004