OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Smother

The act of Jessica Dream Munnia hovering over her dog Prince's every move. Making his own food.

I totally made my dog his own food and clothes today. Even buy him puppy diapers. I love being a smother!

by theracihater July 31, 2017

cover smother

To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.

1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.

2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!

by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

Smother Slam

When a goth muscle mommy slams you on the bed and smothers you with a pillow while riding you

"Damn, I found out Jade likes to Smother Slam. Changed my life."

by Pphptcr55 February 26, 2025