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smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?
be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers
by lumpy princess June 29, 2010
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Scooter Kid

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.
Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)
by K A S I A May 27, 2019
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Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.
After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.
by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011
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Dog Smoother

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.
The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.
by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009
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Suave Smooth

Local Palm Beach County rapper, with great hits like gangstas and thugs, back up florida edition and make it happen. Has worked with 8ball and M.J.G., Trick Daddy, Triple J, and others.
"Who's the king of palm beach county rap?" "Suave Smooth str8 outta the 561."
by 561balla July 5, 2007
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smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006
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smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies
Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.
by shARk! February 23, 2017
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