Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

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smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

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Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

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Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.

You are a Smoosh

by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023

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Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

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