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Smoosh

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015
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Cheesy Smoosh

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.
by Gruntpile June 1, 2018
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Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019
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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016
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Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh
by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023
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