smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

Smilies

Slang for "curb stomp". Gangster move that consists of putting someone's face against a hard surface and stepping on the back of their head, thereby damaging their teeth (and probably a lot more)

If that boy don't pay up, he be gettin' some smilies from big Al.

by DJKham August 17, 2008

Boys Are Not Smiling

It is a go-getta state of mind and not facial expression.

Boys are not smiling with all these rhymes. They all want to get paid

by Hueyflygerian October 16, 2010

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

Sailing

a kool sport, that is on da water

i am going sailing with my frends

by Rik February 2, 2005

Sailing to Tibet

A phrase describing an idea that is poorly thought out. First used in the Mission district of San Francisco.

Adam is totally sailing to Tibet with his plan to quit his job and become a private investigator.

by Krankiboy June 7, 2007